The imaginary pie fight

Well, I told my sister today about my kids imaginary pie fight today, and thought I would share it. It all started when Silje made an imaginary pie, and taunted David with it. He wanted a piece of the imaginary pie, and she denied him one. This was followed with a chase around the house, as he was trying to get a hold of the imaginary pie. He eventually stole the imaginary pie, which crushed Silje. I intervened and told David to give Silje back the imaginary pie, and Silje had to share with him one piece of the pie. As soon as Silje received the imaginary pie, she took a piece of it and threw it at David, which made him scream because he had imaginary pie all over him. I asked Silje to put a piece nicely on a plate for him, and give it to him nicely, which she did, but at that point, David didn’t want a piece of her stupid imaginary pie. Silje was offended, and proceeded to chase him around the house demanding he eat a piece of her imaginary pie.
Childhood is so dramatic.